suck my benis, jack said to the beanstalk
I absolutely can’t fucking stand living right next to a bar for college kids who celebrate st Patricks day all day for three entire weekends it’s disgusting and trashy and the loudest thing ever
THOSE SAINT PATRICK FUCKERS. THEY PULLED A PIPE DOWN ON THE TOP FLOOR OF OUR APARTMENT BUILDING AND FLOODED EVERYTHING. WHAT KIND OF ASSLAMP PULLS A PIPE FROM ITS FUCKING CONTINUOUS PIPE FORMATION TO FLOOD EVERYTHING????
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME NOW THERES WATER DAMAGE TO THE FIRE ALARM BOX SO IT GOES OFF EVERY LITERAL 30 SECONDS AND THE GUY WHO WORKS HERE IS JUST STANDING THERE TURNING IT OFF OVER AND OVER
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
A tub of baby Huskies walked by at the vet today